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Mar 22nd • Tagged: omfg rofl • 15,695 notesI made two Chinese restaurants call each other

Mar 4th • Tagged: rofl • 19,086 notes“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches

Feb 29th • Tagged: omfg rofl • 977 notesyou know why i purred you over?
I need to see your license right meow sir!
Feb 3rd • Tagged: rofl yes i'm just going to keep posting things that crack me up while stoned • 8,671 noteswait how many










